Brain Freeze! by Todd Clark

Author:Todd Clark [Clark, Todd]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2014-03-12T21:28:08+00:00

“Would the Lone Ranger stick Toronto out on a ledge?!”

“Tonto,” I mumbled under my breath.

I realized Trey was hearing him, too.

“Did you hear that?” I asked cautiously.

“Yeah,” Trey answered.

“And you understood him?”

“Yeah, of course. He said “pigeon talk pigeon talk pigeon talk.” What’s wrong with you, Irwin? Did that fainting do something to your brain, dude?” Trey asked.

“Uh, I’m just messin’ with you,” I answered. “I’ll meet you downstairs.”

Bert knocked on the window.

“Hey! Am I coming with you?”

“No. This is playtime, not superhero stuff,” I said.

“Then let me inside. I’ll just hang out,” said Bert.

“I can’t. You’re not allowed. Remember? You live on the ledge.”

“Let me inside or I’ll fly over the top of you dropping pigeon bombs. If you know what I mean,” Bert said.

So with Bert the pigeon tucked comfortably in my bed, watching stuff on YouTube, I took off with Trey to ride bikes. We decided to ride up Dravis Street. It was the steepest street around, which meant it was perfect for coasting down at dangerously high speeds. Dravis Street had produced some of the greatest broken bones in Mock City history. We huffed and puffed our way to the top. The nap must have done me some good, ’cause I felt great. It was the first time I’d ever beaten Trey to the top. We caught our breath, counted to three, and took off screaming, in a tough-guy way, downhill at what was probably two or three hundred miles an hour. That’s just a guess, but probably pretty close.

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